Show up to the party late
But they say you've been there
Hello, Mr. Trendsetter
With your cool hipster clothes
And your trendy bed hair
But nothing can rival
the styles and the grooves
Of queer Mr. Sparkles
with his sparkling moves...
His gyrating hips
Could make a salty sea dog sick
And as land-leggers go queasy,
We felt quite uneasy.
But I could never truly tell
The excitement I felt
Meeting someone I've never bet before,
With his mic in his hand
Leading this Oregon band
We'll stand until we can't stand it anymore!
And I've never had so much fun
On a late Monday night
But now we've got homework
And inexorable sleep to fight...
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